Callme ;) Donny

b-ak3d:

kool-aid-jammers:

POCKET SAND!

Laughing to hard

kool-aid-jammers:

POCKET SAND!

Laughing to hard

3,987 plays

A Love Story

a drunken heart

brightlightsloudnoises:

for $8.99 i can
make it hurt a little less

i can give the
cashier a ten and
they’ll give me a
handful of change and
a bottle

and i can
go home
maybe put on fucking
pomp and circumstance
or
something,
anything
loud

and i can lose all
my humor,
my
capacity for bullshit

i can lose
myself,
you—

whatever you’ve got

Sexy bitch

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

katskinx:

aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

i can’t stop laughing.